Shield Bash 1000 Times.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Kill 2000 Enemies.
Become a God.
Find all 41 Outhouses.
Reach Level 20.
Become the Tournament Champion.
Kill 100 Cyborques.
Reflect 100 Ranged Attacks.
Program a Replicator.
Perform a 10 attack chain.
Beat the game on "Insane" difficulty.